Today, I have had 4 of my friends texting me telling me about their problems.

All I’ve wanted to tell all of them is simply this:

If it makes you feel any better, my current problem is looking for my mother’s front fake tooth because she lost it. If you don’t think that is more pathetic than your drama, you’re probably right; your problems are much more pathetic.

Alright, call me old-fashioned, but I normally don’t really add too many people on Facebook that I haven’t met. So, someone messaged me today asking what’s up. I asked them if I had ever met them because even though we had mutual friends, I had no idea who they were.

He replied, “I don’t think so. I think I randomly added you, and now accidently messaged you. But oh well.
I always hit the wrong button on here. The face book app on my iPhone is sketchy”

Accidentally messaged me? I feel too sick today to tell this person how stupid and desperate they are. Rant of the day.

Tomorrow is my birthday, but the party starts tonight. So sad that I won’t be able to share it with Alex since it’s his birthday too. Twins fa lyf3.

BUT DON’T WORRY ALEX. I’ll make sure I get drunk enough for the both of us ;)